you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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