i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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