She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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