She is in my trunk
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
