He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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