My hand turned me down
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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