Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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