I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
