He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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