And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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