I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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