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Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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