I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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