the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I currently don't understand fingers.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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