Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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