On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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