is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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