I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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