Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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