I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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