Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Also, beer. Big fan.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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