i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It's never too late to be topless.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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