would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
