She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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