In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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