It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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