Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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