Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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