I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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