by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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