You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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