somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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