He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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I want to ride his face like a jet ski
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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