The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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