Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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