It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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