hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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