I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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