dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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