Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize
