i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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