he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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