Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Soap is not a condiment
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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