he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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