I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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