he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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