Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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