I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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