Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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