it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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