Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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