Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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