you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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