I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
They took my balls.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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