OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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