So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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